WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN

Evidently me

WHAT KIND OF BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING TIGER

WEARS A TIGER SKIN MOTHERFUCKING SUIT!

WHAT
THE
FUCK

MOTHERFUCKING BATFINK WTF

Bat wings the strength of steel
Racist Stereotypical Bad guys and Sidekicks
Fucking aweful


BRING BACK THE BNP OR SOMETHING!
Clean britain up

Or
I dunno

Let's go out for cake?
Hug
Have a good time
Dance












Casual Rape at Gunpoint?

BIG COOK LITTLE COOK = WORSE THEN THE NAZIS

Seriously
It's like

WTF



Big Cook and Little Cook man


Not to just milk the fact he's fucking tiny by calling himself LITTLE COOK, he fucked calls himself Small


Milking it for his advantage much?


And the big cook
FFS

He's like
OH GOD THERE'S A LITTLE TWAT NEAR ME
I MUST OVERACT AND DANCE TO KEEP UP



Fucking ridiculous tbh


AND AND AND AND AND

It indoctinates children telling them cleaning is fun

Tbh
Big Cook Little Cook = Worse then the nazis
Like
Officially
Totally

By the Liam And Alex Advisory Board of Awesome Epic Super Sparkly Fun and Win and Cupcakes and Woot and Ownage and where was this going again?

Who's the Real Criminal

We have truly entered a state of diminished responsibility.

It has come to such a mind bogglingly absurd state that now, it is not the man who beats his year old baby to deaths fault, but the over worked, underpaid social worker who was repeatedly lied to who is blamed with the child’s death.

Now I will admit, yes, they should of done more, should of followed up there every suspicion, but when they’re lied to on a repeated basis, and have no physical evidence of abuse, how are they to know? How the fuck could they do anymore to help? They’re not suddenly allowed to take the child, the process is a long and complicated one and even with solid proof it often results in no action beyond a warning being given.

And yes, this is a failing in the system in general, but for god sake people, why the hell do you let this unfortunate failing in the child protection system overshadow the fact, a sick, cold bastard and his wife, two bottom rung, down and out fuckers BEAT THIS CHILD TO DEATH.

Sure, point out the flaws in the system, and sure, use this horrible incident as a flag to wave in a call for reforms, but seriously, this has got to a point several people losing careers they’ve spent years to achieve, and in the long run will lose more then the two absolute cretins who’ll be cosied up in prison with a roof over their heads, food on their plates and with all the basic comforts these sacked people will potentially lose.

Am I the only one who sees that yet again, the papers have drawn the focus away from the actual problem, like they did in the storm of accusations against the McCanns last year?

Ah fuck it, it’s too retarded.

Fuck Fucking Feminism

WOMEN WANT EQUAL RIGHTS, AND SPECIAL RIGHTS.

You know what I think.

Fuck that shit, shut the fuck up, or get back in the kitchen.

The choice is yours.

You know what's starting to piss me off

So our school is now introducing yet more super healthy, tasteless, disgusting gunk that they consider to be the height of taste and value. With a slice (yes, just one fucking slice) already costing the extoritonate price of one pound (I could buy a whole pizza from aldi for that), it really seems that the fallout from the whole Jamie "I'm a pretentious Twat" Oliver is still continuing to ruin what I would of considered I actually a half decent meal service at our school. Even my favourite curry has now undone the sensible Curry/Rice ratio (two scoops of rice, one of curry).

See, it's not he, or the fucking government, or even the teachers at our school who have to eat this rubbish.

I'm now going to start going to subway every day instead, maybe make a nice little buisness buying shit for my mates in the lower years who can't go out of the school premises at lunch.


One man war against the school?
I think so.